I come from the FUTURE!

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Okay I may not be "deep",political, artistic or even bitchy(talking to you emo's) but I think I can draw
Because the fact that your on here means you have time to waste.

@w@

hey 22/female. you're cute check me out on my webcam chat thing CLICK HERE

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Jamie, Max??????

Can't chose. They're both darn HOT.

UGLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOWS COLLEGE U ATTENTION WHORE

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★Ｏ☆♣♥♣♥♣♥♣♥♣♥ELLO LUV♣♥♣♥♣♥♣♥♣♥♣♥☆Ｏ★

Shiny enough for your club?? DD [link]

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The best way to avoid disappointments is to not harbour hope.

Why didn't all you guys just join the first group?

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It all just seemed like one awkward moment.
-Sums up all of EGS
Spammers: dA's kamakaze unit
-DaisukeDiamond
DO IT FAGGOT
-Osama; before sending his men to commit WTC (or Jews is you're a EDiot bastard)

why do you worship such an ignorant and rude girl? She won't even let you guys have a "unofficial fanlisting"~!

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The Official Fanclub dedicated to the wonderful artist *Amuria
Approved by *Amuria, for *Amuria
„
—~The-Amuria-Fanclub, their signature says it all





The world of devianTART was dumbfounded that so many bright colours could be so viciously attacked by the dodge tool in photoshop and be called artwork. The 16 year old girls that go by the name of 'The Amuria Fanclub' will flock to her defense if they dare come across a being who refuses to eat Amuria's shit.

Deciding that her ego was indeed that big, Amuria sought to make her own fanclub as she did not want any other un-official clubs made or any crappy fanart of her crappy characters to be submitted without her authorization. Fans of course accepted these lame terms and conditions and obediently lapped up the shit they were given for breakfast. Fans have now reached the stage where they are refering to Amuria as "miss" and "Ma'am", and crumbled to an even more piteous state at Amuria's ban from devianTART

Amuria uses her fans as a shield against flamers and a medium to spread her mind control across the internet using the @w@ emote. If someone ever sends you a message with @w@ in it, I highly suggest you don't read it as they are either under the influence of Amuria, or a faggatory beyond human conception.

All you really need to do to understand the club is read snippits of their journals, and take notes on how often they refer to Amuria as 'great' Although, sadly, some classic club Journals like the one here have been deleted.

“ I understand that there have been disturbing events these last 2 days.
A horrid person has harassed Amuria in the most duisgusting way imaginable There will always be those haters, fans, and sometimes people in between divided by the two sides But as fans, haters or those in between we have to keep our heads high and put this all behind us.
„
—~The-Amuria-Fanclub, saving Amuria's shitty rep.





Seeing as how Amuria is condemned to the shitter, fans are acting prouder and more annoying than ever. Please see iloveamuria for examples of this. Pussy whipped fans like this should not be allowed out of the womb. There has also been 2 new un-official ass-kiss clubs created that call themselves The-Amuria-Art-Club and The-Amuria-FC. Amuria, of course, not letting her fans to anything without authorization, will prolly get them banhammered. Please keep an eye out for this lulz worthy event.

[edit] iloveamuria

A challenger appearsIs the brave little girl that stood up to show that people with half-assed grammar skillz can be obsessive Amuriatards @w@ as well. The irony in her brown nosing is that her art is better than the shit she's making fan art of.

“ If you read my username and thought, "Oh boy, another Amuria crackhead.." You were wrong. I am an Amuria Pothead „
—~iloveamuria, is a crackwhore








[edit] The 'Art'

Am I seeing double? Or is Amuria just a hack?
A brave deviant prepares for flames after one of Amurias pity partiesAmuria's art sailed the high seas of popularity , as she followed the books of instantly becoming popular on devianTART:

She first submitted fanart
She collaborated with other popular artists.
Her colouring style was shiny
All her pictures were of crappy fantasy themed females that weren't even hot.
ALL of her 'ARTWORK' (if you can call it that) looks the same.
Although her greatest underlying talent was that she could completely steal a picture and get away with saying she was 'inspired' by the original. We all know of course that is this a load of bullshit.

When she was a n00b on dA she had watched tons of random animu-fans, who she then whored herself to with her half-assed-animu drawings. When the random no-talent-hacks came across their inboxs alerting them they have a watcher, they pissed their pants and start praising her and thanking her for the watch, though they do ask why she would watch a looser like them. Once all the people she had watched saw her page, they orgasmed and started to watch her 'beautiful artwork'. Is ti a known fact she had only 3 artworks of animu girls when she first started out, and they had been suddenly deleted after the first few weeks of her joining. What happened to them? I wonder.


titled "Spirit of the Rainbow" how originalPeople have been speculating she may have used those fake 'How to Become Popular on deviantART' tutorials to gain her fast popularity. Those tutorials approve of mass whoring (and the selling of ones soul) to gain popularity. Her fake age seems to be a big indication; it's stated in ALL 'how to...popular' tutorials to lie and whore yourself out at a young age. The preferable age is 13 - 17, as everyone will appreciate her 'talents' more. By starting at the age of 13, it got all those pedos looking at her right away.

Her constant appearance on the illusive front page caused many tartlets to wet their pants. However, despite the widespread dislike of Amuria's 'art', few critiques were offered on her submissions, most likely due to the fear of her fan club. Amuria herself never replies to any comments left on her artwork, once again proving is it a stuck up bitch. She has recently tried to claim that this is because she is on dial up, probably trying to get her fans to make her a hugbox. Our conclusion is that trying to communicate with the great Amuria is as fucking pointless as trying to nail jelly to a tree.

Obviously her glorious artwork was of such a high standard, demonstrating perfect knowledge of anatomy and artistic conventions that critiques did not need to be taken into account. She constantly claims she has 'FIXED' her artwork because of the crits, yet it doesn't look AT ALL different from her usual 'uber-kawaii-shiney-OMFG-I-GOT-NO-TALENT' style. Whenever she produces a new piece of shit, she is sure to claim she was 'experimenting'.

Amuria is getting even further up her own ass as she faves a news article that briefly features one of her older pictures. This is the only news article she has faved, and more than likely ever will fave, because no one would be bat shit dumb enough to feature her again, except perhaps her fan club. This is just another example of her whoring out her art and seeking attention.

[edit] Amuria Hate
Our favorite part of Amuria's time on devianTART is of course the amount of flames and hate she receives.

[edit] Flame Accounts

serious businessNumerous accounts were created for the sake of flaming Amuria and her fans, such as Amuria-flames, i-Hate-Amuria and Aarmiurlia, many who claim to be the 'real Jennifer' in strive for generating hate towards Amuria. In these cases it was a complete fail. However, demented fans like to think it was these accounts fault's that she got the kick, although one quick check at the IP address by the admins would clear this up. We can also place accounts such as!Chyeahman in this category as they un-mercifully flood Amuria's front page with the following and more:

YOU'RE NOT 14 YOU'RE 28 AND A MAN

YOUR ART SUCKS @W@

COCKS!

[edit] Hate Clubs
Amuria must have really fucked up somewhere along the lines, being the only devianTARTlet to have her own hate club. Amuria-haters was founded with peaceful intentions of simply disliking Amuria, the DA community however jumped on the opportunity to troll the fuck out of Amuria.

Amuria's fans instantly chucked a spaz, and soon got the club banned, forcing it to return disguised as a fucked up emo club with alternative motives.

When questioned on their motives, the Amuria-Haters club responded in a calm manner although once again handed us proof on a platter that Amuria is a bitch. Note the presence of the @w@ emote and painfully bad spelling.

I as well as MANY other of our members agree that her artwork is very pretty Me and other members have been ticked off by her attitude. One member had wanted to make a fan club for amuria before she had one, but amuria said 'I don't need a fan club stop sending me notes @w@!!!'

A few days latter the member finds out that their is a fan club. The fan club [told by amuria] says 'Amuria will not be accepting anymore fan clubs. She has to approve of any of the incoming fanart, and it HAS to go to this fan club. If not she will report you. Be sure to use proper credits.'

Many others have faced this kind of attitude from Amuria, not exactly with the club or anything like that but with destructive crit. of their fan art of her work, notes of harassment telling them to remove their fan art of her work because it wasn't approved by her, her complete disregard of important notes, and the list goes on.

I know these reasons seem so trivial, but it's what I and many other members [190 to be exact] have faced because of Amuria herself.

~Club staff




[edit] Albert117

Albert117 was always a subtle one.By far, Amuria's biggest hater is Albert117. He was first blocked from the hate club for trying to start flame wars. Although he so openly admits his dislike for Amuria, he is more than happy to comment quite politely on her art. We can hereby assume that although his intentions are true, Albert117 is a pussy

“ Hi. I hate you I joined your club ~Amuria-Haters „
—~Albert117, introducing himself





Amuria's fans soon had him banned, but he again rose from the ashes as Licensce2K1ll, just as openly flouncing his hate for Amuria, although in a less obvious and lulzworthy way. Disappointing Albert. This is probably to avoid getting banned as he now takes to linking complettely random n00bs to our page and telling them not to watch Amuria. We admire his efforts, but wtf?

[edit] Mirielle-
Mirielle-. n. French for 'Amuria is my favorite artist of al tim eva and i am her bigest fan'

Is teh totally awesome and tallented 13 year old artist who strives to be just like Amuria @w@. Mirielle joined DA last Thursday for the purpose of making loverly fanart for Amuria and her fans, also starting the Amuriaplz account so fans can further express their love! proper use of the icon can lead to many lulz. Mirielle- has also started the trend of adding @w@ to any face to instantly make it troll artwork, revealing the @w@ face to be to Amuria what nagas are to Snapesnogger. However, due to Amuria ass fucking anyone who draws fanart without her permission, Mirielle has been banned from commenting on Amuria's page! (@w@!!!!!!!) She has become an hero who still lies in wait with more kawaii fanarts for Amuria lovers to link Amuria too.

Starter of the MOAR DESU, MOAR DODGE, MOAR KAWAII ARTS campaign. Is also the inspiration for other biggest fan evar! accounts.

[edit] The Banning
Many rumors surround Amuria's dismissal, most of which we do not give two shits about. However, her fan bases' active participation in the fagatory dished up a somewhat satisfying amount of lulz. The fact that every 'official statement' that has been released on the issues is different from each other, we can assume that no one knew what the fuck was going on, and should have kept their nose out of it. Some of these well formed statements were short lived and aren't worth mentioning while others branch off as far as No-mans land. Here at ED we believe Amuria is a devious whiner and could very well be guilty of all of them.

[edit] Her Age

NO WAII! @w@
thx Amuria
NOW she's 14 huh?
Ain't it the truth.
Even the fans can see through her lies.
Sauces say this is the real AmuriaA constant source of wonder for the fucktards on DA was that Amuria claimed to be 14 years of age. this spawned birth of about a million comments filled with totally raped English asking if it was true.

Questioning of whether or not the bitch was 14, or in her mid 20's started when her cousin ~Shinmachan asked "How's College?" On her front page. Amuria of course fell into a spiral of undoing, denying to know "That person".

Unlike her underlings, much of the populous had a brain and didn't think taking the word of a wapanese toss-pot was satisfying. Research found an abandoned account on Sheezyart of the same name, that had been created a week before the Amuria we know and hate. The difference being this account stated her age was 26. Coincidence?

Her fans were quick to say they didn't care about her lies and they would still eat her shit, however, this story was said in itself to be a fake made up by the fans to save her name. Oh the Drama! These discussions still continue on her front page and are a fun read, especially when her ass-kissing fan brigade members come out and defend her with their super flames.

Her standing reason-for-ban is her vindickery in the prints industry. Her fans were satisfied to know that her mummy will let her sell prints now, or, she decided to reveal her true age to the admins, either way.

“ i'm not banned it says that i was suspended because i made pictures prints but I'm not old enough to have prints on da @w@ but i think it's ok if my parents say they let me make prints so i hope i get unsuspended soon @w@ please tell everyone!! i didn't steal art or harrass anyone or anything like that ^___^ „
—!Amuria, -lying to save her ass.





Although we also think that this too is a load of crap Amuria has pulled from her ass, seeing as how a quick peak at the DA FAQ's will confirm that Amuria has been 'Indefinitely banned', NOT 'suspended'.

The validity of the SheezyArt account ties in with the mysterious 3 artwerx Amuria first submitted and deleted.



what better proof that just because someone is a "good" artist, doesn't always mean they're a "good" person. Give up Amuria. You fail worse than Epic Fail Guy. It is so fucking obvious that the SheezyArt account contains your real age. So GTFO. Flames and spam are slowly starting to drag her down and she has changed her age to '5977', which caused an uproar @w@. When you add the digits, this equals 28. Her real age? Prolly.

[edit] Abuse

ABUSE!Although we can all assume that Amuria likes to rape kittens in her free time, we can probably take claims that she likes to verbally abuse her fellow tartlets too. Considering how she set up her own fanclub, I wouldn't put it past that massive ego of hers that is rapping the world for air. The incident with ~Shimanchan left DevianTART thinking she liked to disown her family. This situation fits in with her abusive personality perfectly.

Claims of abuse however seem to have come from the direction of ~Rikka-chan, an ex-Amuria fangirl. Amuria was once again quick to disown this fan in an attempt to protect her own dwindling moral. Leg-humping fans quickly came to Amuria's aid saying it was all the Amuria flame account's faults, complettely ignoring the fact Amuria sent her abuse via PM. This appears to be the most likely cause of her ban, as it is well known that anyone who refuses to eat Amuria's shit is targeted. ~RikkaChan has now been banhammered because of Amurias' complete lack of morals, but not before some awesome screen shots were salvaged:


I DID NOT abuse ANYONE @w@

It's the truth.

She DOES NOT hound people for authorization.

"I'm nice".... yes. not according to the highlights.


Even in fail insults, she persists with her @w@ bullshit.

Just a little confirmation for all the non-believers.


[edit] Amuria2

crycrycrycrycrycry...... go jump in de' nile.As if one wasn't enough, after her ban, Amuria went off and had a cry, before composing herself and creating another account. She quickly once again drew attention back to herself, feeding off the sympathy of her fans and not replying to any comment that gave her proof that she was an abusive liar that traced her pictures. She managed to post a journal to express her cried in bold writing before within 24 hours she was banned again for ban evasion. Lol.

It also seems Amuria now likes to jumble up her own story, which of course is the smartest thing to do in this situation. She constantly whined and bitched around in wonder as to why she got banned, lied about the abuse and told a random tartlet that she was banned for not being old enough to sell prints. nice one Jen, you smoothed that over rather nicely didn't you?

[edit] Teh Club Response
Due to the large amounts of drama oozing onto their front page, the fan club got serious, telling their members not to discus the ban anymore and posted this complettely well formed journal that calmly explains to the masses how they are handling the situation. It's good to see that everyone in on this travesty knows what they're doing.


Journal Entry: Sat Aug 11, 2007, 1:49 P

Everyone, get one thing straight.

We ARE the Amuria fanclub. That does NOT mean we owe the whole world some service. That does NOT mean we have to bend over for anyone who demands answers. It does NOT mean we are Amuria's official detectives.

Everyone who is sending us notes and comments asking why she is banned, or posting rumors, STOP NOW.

People are pointing fingers. People are accusing. Haters and fans alike, and we seem to be getting the most of it.

Stop making generalizations and posting "Why you think she deserved the ban" or "Why the admins are so stupid" or "Why is the fanclub withholding information" because guess what? NO ONE knows what's going on. That means that WE DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING.

Don't think that you're so high and mighty that you can post "facts", which are, guess what? YOUR BIASED THOUGHTS. Alright? No one is helping the situation at all.

The club is under a lot of pressure now and it's close to breaking, okay? We are HIATUS right now until everything is smoothed out.

The contest is postponed or even canceled because of Amuria's ban, as well as several cheaters who decided to take advantage of things.

Just because we hold the title the-amuria-fanclub doesn't mean we're not human. So stop treating us like robots designed to feed you information on every whim. Respect goes both ways.


Respect eh? I am sure Amuria knew and exercised a lot about that, considering she got banned and all.

[edit] Back on the Internets (?)

Amuria was sorely missed
That's the spirit! moar plz!Amuria decided to go out and blow some serious cock which saw her account un-banned. Her fans were quick to spooge their pants and spam every knows surface with declarations of 'YAY'. Amuria is particularly butthurt that 'eople keep wanting to be her' and is unable to see that they are mocking the shit out of her.

Effective means of trolling Amuria off the internets:

Pretend to be her
Ask her how college is
Spam her front page with The Power 5
Tell her or her fans how generic her art is
Create a hate club
Pretend to be her sister
Crit every single artwork she has.... many times
Note her flames
Hack her account (steal her password)
'Copy' her.
It is a now well know fact that Amuria does not know how to deal with the drama she creates for herself, and thus leaves it all up to her fan club. Since her fans are all either stupid or batshit crazy, dealing with them shouldn't be too hard. Be sure to collect all lulz as it seems that Amuria's solution to trolls is Delete fucking everything. After seeing this article, it appears that her club has taken the same attitude and have told their members to sit down and shut up, as mention of ED will lead to instant pwnage.